I Think I'm Pregnant

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant

I feel fat and heavy,

and i hate my body

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant

I eat chocolate and strawberries,

I am sorry I can't help it!

And all day I feel nauseous it's not pretty to see

Of course I'm getting bigger and bigger

I'm getting bigger and bigger

I'm getting bigger, and bigger!

How, can I abort, all my fat, fat belly!

Tell me how can i abort

All my fat, fat belly

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant

Though I haven't had sex, with nobody but my hands

since the past three months

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant

Though I take my pills everyday since I was 13

And I've had a test, and it tells me I'm not,

And my friends look at me and all ask "SoKo what's happening?

You're getting bigger and bigger

You're getting bigger and bigger

You're getting bigggger! and bigger!"

How can I abort, all my fat fat belly

Tell me how can I abort,

all my faaaat, faat belly

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant

I am breeding something,

but i don't really know what it is

I think I'm pregnant

I think I'm pregnant

But today I discovered that its not a baby, that I am expecting

Its just a big fart, stuck in my belly

And I might give birth to a little piece of fat

to a little piece of fat

to a little piece of fat

and you will look like butter

and you will look like butter

and you will look like

look like

butter

Welcome Mr. Butter!