Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends
I’m trying to call all my ex-boyfriends
'cause I feel alone and I need an ex-boyfriend
To be here with me
just like my friend or more
Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends
But I think I hate all my ex-boyfriends
It’s 5 A.M., I can only call my American ex-boyfriend, they’re not too mean but they are too far for it
Sex, sex, sex
So I leave a message to all my ex-boyfriends saying
“Hey, what’s up, how are you my friends? I’m coming to New York soon, would you be my fuck friend?"
You’ll never reply 'cause you think I’m just depressed and you’re right.
My ex-boyfriends
No, you don’t even deserve to have your name in a crap song
So I won't say your name
Anyway, you’re big enough to know
It’s all about you, It’s about you (4x)
The name was the number one, start with the T
He said “Hey c’mon, its gonna be so funâ€
But he’s the most unfunny person I have ever met
Anyway, he was gorgeous and sweet, boring but sweet
Until the day he said, until the day he said:
“Sorry baby, but except Bob Dylan we have nothing in commonâ€
Age, 26
Dumped after 2 months
Profession, liar! Liar, liar, liar
He’s such a fucking liar
We were in love, so in love, we were so in love (3x)
We were in love!
The name was the number two, start with the K
No, actually start with a C, but with the K you'd think is the coolest
I was ready to leave Paris for him and be a good housewife in the middle of the Kansas
But from one day to the other he decided it was over
For no reason, you know?
Just because it’s over
He was so romantic, sex was so electric
Everything was magic
But he was just a trick, just a fucking trick
Age, 33
Dumped after 3 months of dreams and tears, and tears, and tears, and tears
We were in love, so in love, we were so in love (3x)
We were in love
The name was the number 3, start with an M
The winner of the competition, the worst of them
All he does is watch t.v and do coke, drink whiskey, and scream his jealousy
He was not romantic, sex was catastrophic
He was an alcoholic, he was just pathetic
Just pathetic
Theres some that you wanna talk about, and some that you don't
Theres some that you wanna hear about, and some that you don't
I wanna hear about you guys
I wanna hear about you
cause anyway you know that its all about you
It’s all about you, It’s about you (3x)
all about you, all about you!
Tell me why are you gone? You’re just losers and I’m alone (2x)
Again!