I Walk the Thinnest Line

I walk the thinnest line

I walk the thinnest line

I walk the thinnest line

Between the light and dark sides of my mind

I walk the thinnest line

I walk the thinnest line

I walk the thinnest line

Between the good and bad sides of my mind

And when I'm bad I sit in a tree

And spit on people who walk under me

When I'm good I stay at home

I've got 29 kids all named Jerome

I walk the thinnest line

I walk the thinnest line

I walk the thinnest line

Between the light and dark sides of my mind

I walk the thinnest line

I walk the thinnest line

I walk the thinnest line

Between the good and bad sides of my mind

And when I'm sad I go to a club

Drink enough beer to fill a bathtub

When I'm glad I make a wish

Find a wife who has read "My Little Fish"

I walk the thinnest line

I walk the thinnest line

I walk the thinnest line

Between the light and dark sides of my mind

I walk the thinnest line

I walk the thinnest line

I walk the thinnest line

Between the good and bad sides of my mind

And when I'm bored I watch TV

A million things I want to see

To fill my mind on either side

Dear TV I want to take you for my briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

I walk the thinnest line