I just want my fucking house back,
Free me from this football hell,
And my kitchen is full of snacks.
All I want is a place to smoke my crack,
Without having to hide from the public,
Always sneaking off in the back.
All I want is a place to park my car,
Without having to use the street,
Want to keep it safe in my garage.
All I want is a place that I can hide in,
Where I can open up my slip inside,
I can run, I can take a dive.
Home is where my heart is,
Home is where I belong.
Home is the best place to take a seat,
Home cooked meal is what I want to eat,
On my own place mat,
I just want my fucking house back.
I just want my fucking house back,
With time to rest my dogs,
And plenty more time to find a cat.
All I want is a day to do the laundry,
But that's a bit of a quandry,
Because I gots no house to help me.
All I want is a place to keep things quiet,
So that I can play Scrabble in the nude,
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
All I want is a chance to scratch the floor,
'Cause I would rearrange my furniture in hopes to block the door.
'Cause i'd be home....
Is where my heart is,
Home is where I belong.
Home is the best place to take a nap,
Only place on earth that feels safe to crap,
Home is what I want and that's a fact
I just want my fucking house back.