I Will Always Love You
I will always love you
I will always tell you I love you,
I love you
I want a big car
And a big house
And a seven and a half karat sparkler full of flaws
Get it for me now!
Get it?
Work your ass off day & night
And when you come home to Greenwich Connecticut
Or beverly hills
I wanna eat chinese food for dinner
And I will always love you.
Make me breakfast in bed
Buy me manicurs and pedicurs
Give me servants and gardeners
I want my legs Candied and waxed
And my body massaged with coconut oil
And give me nannys to change the diapers
Then I will be pleasant and beautifull for everyone,
Everyone
Even if I have orgasm after orgasm
Even if I cum and cum
I will pretend I am dissatisfied
That's my revenge for 5 thousand years of virginity because of you
I will always love you
I will always tell you
I will always love you
Tell my friends about you
When you're dying and I hear your death rattle
I'll ignore it
When you twist and turn in your last agony
I'll pretend I never saw it
Until you are safely and completely dead
And all the property is in my name
Then see the wailing and mourning and the shower of tears that come out of me
And my friends will see how desolate and devastated I am
I will always love you
I will always tell you I love you,
I love you
From the other side of the grave you may wonder why I did this
Why I enjoyed myself and let you suffer working as my slave
Think about it spirit,
Ghost,
Or whatever you are
I had no feelings for you in the first place
It is because of 5 Thousand years of oppression you have givin me and my sisters
We were supposed to be your slaves
And your cooks
And your laundry women
Heres to you baby
I lift up my glass to you
Beside the golden door
I will always love you
Tell me that you love me too
I will always love you
Tell me that you love me too
I will always love you
Tell me that you love me too
I will always love you
Tell me that you love me too
I will always love you