I'd Go Anywhere To Fight For Oil To Lubricate the Red White & Blue
CHORUS:
Oh I'd go anywhere to fight for oil, be it olive, safflower or crude
For cooking, for cars, take a rocket to the stars
For a back rub, romantic rendezvous
In your engine, on your face, or almost any place
A little dab of oil will get you through
Oh I'd go anywhere to fight for oil, to lubricate the red, white and blue!
If you drive a big V-8, it's time to celebrate
They're gonna fight a war for you
To keep gas prices cheap so when you drive or when you sleep
You can do it in an air-conditioned room
For driving is your right, so let's get out there and fight
You can read it in the constituuuuuu . . . tion
Oh I'd go anywhere to fight for oil, to lubricate the red, white and blue!
CHORUS
For a place to attack, why not attack Iraq?
They've got coconut and palm oil and crude
They invaded Kuwait, so let's not hesitate
We can blow up a country or two
If it's oil or it's grease, we don't have time for peace
Waging war is what we want to do
Oh I'd go anywhere to fight for oil, to lubricate the red, white and blue!
CHORUS, followed by ending . . .
. . . it's gonna be a great fight
Should only take a fortnight
To lubricate the red, white and blue!!!