TV God
After I was born I went home to watch my TV
Everyone was nice and their smiles were so sparkily
I watched what made them happy and I watched what made them cry
I learned about toys and candy my Mommy should buy
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And the TV God watches over me
Opens up my eyes, shows me how to see
All around the world, every night and day on my TV
Teaches how to love, teaches what is real
Tells what life is of, tells me how to feel
All I need to know I can find and see on my TV
Soon I was a teenager and I knew just how to dress
I learned to use deodorant so I would always smell my best
I got myself a part time job to buy the things I needed to have
And the payments on my supercharged Camaro really aren't so bad
Everybody be careful, everybody be,
Be very careful, keep watching your TV
There are people who are laughing with a wink or a nod
There are people who are questioning our great TV God
Everybody be careful, everybody be
Be very careful, stay tuned to your TV
There are phonies who are talking
There are wasters who read
There are people here who do not even own a TV!
Everybody be careful! Oh everybody be careful!
Oh everybody be careful!
Everything I know about my country I learned on TV
The man on the screen tells me who is our enemy
They say that we are free and we must fight to be number one
So when the army calls I'll grab my TV, my car, and my gun