My friend Aileen made a time machine, but was keen on keeping it shiny clean
To travel back in time had always been my dream
So I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween
AD 33 maybe you would see me
Telling Jesus his friend Judas was untrustworthy
You think that's fresh? Well just you wait.
I battle rap Chaucer in 1388
I tell Lincoln, in 1865, going out to plays alone is somewhat unwise
In 1963, I make JFK's day, I say 'before you go to Dallas, wear this helmet okay?'
In 2001, I make the world all right, I go back to 9/11 and cancel all flights
In my time machine, you couldn't get with me
Because E equals this squared MC
My T to the I to the M to the E,
M-A to the C-H-I-N-E,
My T to the I to the M to the E,
M-A to the C-H-I-N-E
Hey Albert Einstein! throw your hands in the air. Props on that whole, Theory of Relativity thing.
My T to the I to the M to the E,
M-A to the C-H-I-N-E,
My T to the I to the M to the E,
M-A to the C-H-I-N-E