I've got a little problem
that I can't control at all
I like to kidnap little children
from the local shopping mall
I chop them up in pieces
even though I know it's vile
I'm just a helpless victim
and I'll say so at my trial
they'll never get me
I'm pleading insanity
I'm getting off scot-free
I'm pleading insanity
my mommy used to beat me senseless
with a rubber hose
made me play naked twister
and stuck her pussy in my nose
because i was abused so bad
it warped my fucking brain
I'm killing little children
is how i deal with all this pain
my shrink says i'm a victim
and i couldn't help myself
but six months down the road from now
he'll say that i am well
I'll thank my shrink and my attorney
for helping me get free
I've got plans for a relapse
and another murder spree