It Should Have Been You

Fourth Grade Security Risk
nobody knew of the velociraptor
until that movie came out and crapped her
all over the public conscience
depicted as smart, vicious, and strong
but they got it wrong
it should have been you
those were your attributes
who will you dine on?
deinonychus
if that was you in that kitchen
you wouldn't have been fooled by children
you could have been tapping your claw toe, too
velociraptors were actually retards
one of them ever worked as hard
but they hogged all your glory away
it should have been you
those were your attributes
who will you dine on?
deinonychus