<i>I wasn't very popular in High School, and I felt like I needed some group of people, to accept me and to love me for who I am, and this is a song about that.</i>
Everything sucked in High School,
So I moved to the middle east,
I kicked ass with a Krishna,
I took on their beliefs, Sister!
Ah Hare Hare!
Ah Hare Krishna!
Oh fuckin' Hare!
Now I'm back home now,
Momma don't like me,
Daddy don't recognise me.
Ah Hare Hare!
Ah Hare Krishna!
Oh fuckin' Hare!
Ah Hare Eeeeeeeh!