Aw right!
Long shot lover was a real bun buster
Talkin' lethal fantasy
'cause the next best thing was nothin' much
And the next best thing was me
Well, I was workin' on approval
So I got her on the rocks
And I put her on the tip of my tongue
I said, "don't get smart with an angel, babe
You ain't the girl next door
An' we ain't done"
Wow! it's a simple fantasy
Last call
An' I don't need no drink
This is last call
Could be later than you think
Last call
Before they hit the lights
This is last call
But that don't mean goodnight
I'm a real good loser
Cause I get a lot of practice
With the breaks
When they're beatin' my boys
So I asked her,
"what's the only thing to do in this town?"
An' she gives me a multiple choice!
It's like peter pan an' Tinkerbell
Poised on the proverbial brink
I asked her,
"how the hell you get in those tight blue jeans?"
She said,
"for starters you could buy me a drink"
Gotta stoop to conquer me
Last call
An' I don't need no drink
This is last call
Could be later than you think
Last call
Wow! before they hit the lights
This is last call
But that don't mean goodnight
I'm a real good loser
Cause I get a lot of practice
With the breaks
When they're beatin' my boys
So I asked her,
"what's the only thing to do in this town?"
An' she gives me a multiple choice
It's like peter pan an' Tinkerbell
Poised on the proverbial brink
I asked her,
"how the hell you get in those tight blue jeans?"
She said,
"for starters you could buy me a drink"
It was ac