Long live the UK music scene
Long live the UK music scene
Long live the UK music scene
Each night I get down on my knees
And say, hey God, I can't believe
We're losing the UK music scene
Hey, all you kids, there's a fab new sound
So put your Nintendos and PlayStations down
'Cos Chris Evans and Shed Seven will save the UK music scene
Hey, Johnny Cigarettes and Steven Wells
Don't get upset, your paper will still sell
Chris Evans and Shed Seven will save the UK music scene
We got the Longpigs and the Bluetones
You fake popstars, you fake popstars
Hey, you boys in Ocean Colour Scene
You'll never sell more singles than Gina G
Long live the UK music scene
Long live the UK music scene
Long live the UK music scene
All you waiting on and biting your nails
There's no need to hang from your ponytails
Chris Evans and Shed Seven will save the UK music scene
Hey, Alan McGee, don't get in a sweat
There's no need to drop Oasis yet
Chris Evans and Shed Seven will save the UK music scene
We got the Longpigs and the Bluetones
You fake popstars, you fake popstars
Hey, all you boys in Ocean Colour Scene
You'll never sell more singles than Gina G
Jonathan King, don't shed a tear
Your saviours are coming, they're almost here
'Cos Chris Evans and Shed Seven will save the UK music scene
Spend 80 thousand on a video to play for a minute on The Chart Show
Fly-posters all over London Town
How we pissed ourselves when your single went down, down down
Long live the UK music scene
Long live the UK music scene
Long live the UK music scene
You'll bust your label
You'll bust your label
You'll bust your label