Me llamo Barry Harris
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Barry Harris
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Barry Harris
OY!!! MIDGETS, LOOKEE HERE!!!! IT'S CHRISTMAS MOFO!!!!
Hi, kids, do you like salami?
Wanna see if I can bullshit you into thinking I'm a Garami?
Wanna see me die and do what she did?
Try Sprite and get f***ed in the anus like Deliverance? (Squeal Like a Pig!!!)
Friends are dead weight
I wanna swim but I just ate
And I can't find out which banana peel I wanna slip on (HEY!!!)
Then Joss Whedon said "Barry, you're an A-rab!!! (Nuh-uh!)
"Then why you holding an AK, man?! You are wasted!!!"
Well, first off it's you're, not you are.
I'd expect that from hack atheist, Rawr!!!
No offense, but I have three names
and ripped off an Eminem song that couldn't stay on Billboard for three f***in' days.
I don't smoke, I choke
and try to piss off the Pope
Faster than Tyrone Biggums on Dope
C'mere!!!
"Barry, wait, that's my cousin!!!"
I don't give a damn
Fillion sent me to spread some lovin'
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Barry Harris
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Barry Harris
My A.P. teacher hated me because of my ways
I ain't taking no shit from that gorramn gay
I stabbed him with a pen
Threw at him a hen
And said I think you should change your name to Ben (Like Kenobi)
Walked into Mos Espa
With some chick named Vespa
Or wait, I think that was the car
I keyed
Maybe peed
On top of the hood
E.T. Phone home, runnin' over some bro
With a flying bike
Tied to some crazy hobo screaming
"THE END IS NIGH!!!!"
99% of my life I was cheated
Especially in Uno, 'cause my opponent was conceited
I told that bastard I'd be a filmmaker
And send eight vampires to smack him with a stapler
You know you're cool
When the nerd next to you's a fool
In the middle of some Harrison Ford vs. Ridley Scott duel
I saw Harold & Kumar at White Castle
And told Kumar he's an asshole (True true)
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Barry Harris
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Barry Harris
STOP THE SPINNER!!! THIS GUY IS FLYING ON A PLANE!!! (*Gasp*)
OY!!! BRUCE CAMPBELL, USE YOUR BOOMSTICK OR SOMETHING!!!
I want to say hi
To a friend of mine,
But in truth he's gone.
But there's no water in my eyes.
Am I dead or alive?
Who cares if I try
To accept myself in life?
I drank some coke with no ice
I strap a lightsaber on me
And go to bed with no change on me
So, no hobo can say
"God Bless You, Sir Barry!!!"
And if you see my cat...
Tell her I hated that time when she bit on my hand....
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Barry Harris
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Barry Harris