Miss Nickelodeon

Kinky Friedman
(Jay Wise)
Kinda like an Indian beatinâ"š¬â"ž¢ on his mandolin
Lucky Paul and his Asian friend,
Smilinâ"š¬â"ž¢ back from the place theyâ"š¬â"ž¢re in.
Heroâ"š¬â"ž¢s mother hides in Austin waitinâ"š¬â"ž¢ for a loan
Preacherâ"š¬â"ž¢s teachers boogie down in Saigon,
Tryinâ"š¬â"ž¢ to make it on their own.
Injun ladies with their cement hair,
Snub Ulysses on the stair
I believe heâ"š¬â"ž¢s up there sellinâ"š¬â"ž¢ kitchen wares,
Tryinâ"š¬â"ž¢ to make it back to Sweden.
Ah, kinda like an Indian beatinâ"š¬â"ž¢ on his mandolin
Lucky Paul and his Asian friend,
Smilinâ"š¬â"ž¢ back from the place theyâ"š¬â"ž¢re in.
Glad to see you on the mend,
Oh, Miss Nickelodeon,
Guess you got the stuff I could not send,
Roll it over again.
Trip in from â"š¬í‹Å“43,
A magic boy, his dog and me.
On a run to eternity
Not carinâ"š¬â"ž¢ what itâ"š¬â"ž¢s costinâ"š¬â"ž¢.
Oh, kinda like an Indian beatinâ"š¬â"ž¢ on his mandolin
Lucky Paul and his Asian friend,
Smilinâ"š¬â"ž¢ back from the place theyâ"š¬â"ž¢re in.
Oh, kinda like an Indian beatinâ"š¬â"ž¢ on his mandolin
Lucky Paul and his Asian friend,
Smilinâ"š¬â"ž¢ back from the place theyâ"š¬â"ž¢re in.
Oh, kinda like an Indian beatinâ"š¬â"ž¢ on his mandolin
Lucky Paul and his Asian friend,
Smilinâ"š¬â"ž¢ back from the place theyâ"š¬â"ž¢re in.
Oh, kinda like an Indian beatinâ"š¬â"ž¢ on his mandolin
Lucky Paul and his Asian friend ...