Louis is probably 30 years old
but he looks like a solid 45
Louis says he's got a headache
hurts like shit and it feels like America
hurts like shit and it feels like America
The Big MK's and The Black Disciples
Louis can't think of who else could take over
but he just can't get up in the morning
hurts like shit and it feels like America
hurts like shit and it feels like America
Why fly when you can walk?
Why sing when you can talk?
Why hit the wall when you just punched the clock?
Oh, why sing when you can talk?
Jeremy's talking about the Bronx
He thinks it's probably a bad place to be
It's gotta be worse than Manhattan...
looks like shit, and it feels like America
looks like shit, and it feels like America
Take the train on up to the zoo
don't look back on what you've been through
"˜cause everyone's got a Monday
looks like shit and it feels like America
looks like shit and it feels like America
It's nice to be liked...
but it's better, by far, to get paid
I know that most of the friends that I have
don't really see it that way
But if you could give "˜em each one wish
How much do you want to bet they'd wish success
for themselves and their friends
and that would include lots of money
that would surely include lots of money
So if there are any of you little green elves
sitting out there today
step right up , wish me old Irish Luck
but I also need shitloads of money
and if there are any of you dirty rich old men
sitting out there today
step right up, I'm your lucky fuck!
but I'm gonna need shitloads of money
I'm gonna need shirtloads of money
I have got to have shitloads of money.