Mountain Town
[Stan Marsh]
There's a bunch of birds in the sky,
And some deers just went running by!
Ohhh, the snows pure and white
On the earth rich and broowwn!
Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green,
Under the 3 feet of the snow I mean,
This is a day when it's hard to wear a frooowwwwn!
All, the happy people stop to say hello!
[some guy]
Get out of my way!
[Stan Marsh]
Even though the temperature's low,
Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town!
[dialogue]
Stan: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
Stan: But this is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
Stan: Thanks Mom!
Oh what a picture perfect child,
Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild.
He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny crooowwwn!
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure,
And a mind so open and pure,
Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
[dialogue]
Stan: Hi, is your son home?
Mrs. Mccormick: I think so... Hey!!!
Stan: Ow.
Mrs. Mccormick: Kenny, wake up! Kenny, dammit come on!
Kenny: I'm coming!
Stan: Kenny the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?
Kenny: Yeah, dude, hell yes I wanna come!
Ms. Mccormick: Where the hell do you think you're going?
Kenny: I'm going to see Terrance & Phillip
Ms. Mccormick: You can't, you have to go to church!
Kenny; But Mom, I wanna see this movie!
Ms. Mccormick: Well fine go ahead and miss church; and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan!
Kenny: ... Okay!
[Stan Marsh]
You can see your breath hanging in the air,
You see homeless people but you just don't care!
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drroowwn!!
[Kenny Mccormick]
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete
'cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet!
[Stan Marsh]
That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, podunk, white bred mountain tooowwwn!!
[dialogue]
Kyle Broflovski: ok, Ike lets try this one more time.
Ike Broflovski: Doo-ferm-uh-ner?
Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby.
Stan: Kyle, we're going to the Terrance & Phillip movie!
Kyle: Oh my God, dude!
Sheila Broflovski: Kyle, what's going on?
Kyle: Nothing. We're going skating now.
Sheila: Oh. Well, take your little brother out with you.
Kyle: Aww, ma, he's not even my real brother, he's adopted!
Sheila: Do as I say, Kyle!
Kyle: Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
[Sheila Broflovski]
Look at those frail and fragile boys,
It really gets me down!
The world is such a rotten place,
And city life's a complete disgrace!
That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain tooowwwn!
[dialogue]
*doorbell*
Eric Cartman: Mooommm, somebody's at the dooooor!
... Mom, somebody's at the door, I said!!
Lianne Cartman: Coming, hon.
Cartman: Ah, I can't see the tv!
News Reporter: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
Lianne: Oh Look Eric, it's your little friends!
Ike: Fireman!
Cartman: What are you guys doing here?
[in the movie, the boys show the movie ad for Terrance and Phillip: The Movie]
Cartman: oh sweet dude, yes! Yes!!!
[Stan Marsh, Kenny Mccormick, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman]
Off to the movies we shall go,
Where we learn everything that we know.
Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to saaay!!!
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete,
'cause Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet!
[Eric Cartman]
Super sweet!
[Stan Marsh, Kenny Mccormick, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman]
Thank God we live in a quiet, little, red-neck, podunk, white-trash,
[Kenny Mccormick]
Kick-A!
[Stan Marsh, Kenny Mccormick, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman]
you! S! Aaaaaaa!!!
[dialogue]
Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to "Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire" please?
Movie ticket dude: ... No!