Mustached Messiah

The Color Bars
The tar is working its way through the ceiling
You're farming cultures in the sink
The double filtered water you're drinking
Is dirtier than you think
I'm picking dust out from in between your
Coffee colored teeth
You cropped your best friend out of the picture
But is arm's still there and it's holding on to the back of your seat
Jarry you're the man now
(Jarry you're the man now)
Open the door let the room air out
Messiah with a mustache
(I think I understand now)
Saving my soul in a Gateway cache
I remember the fossil exhibit
And now they dusted off your bones
They made you look for paleolithic
I took the scale model home
When you returned you were signing "Haul Away Joe"
You were totally out of key
Your voice shrieked like steam from a kettle
But your shrill falsetto never bothered me
There's no use trying to edit the past
All your predictions come true at last