I say they don't understand But Imma have to slap Jar Jar Binks
And slam George Lucas' head in a car door For far more than just ruining Star Wars Stop re-mastering you're making it worse And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first!
And never say that Pluto ain't a planet
I'm readin' what you're saying Yes I have to had sex before! With a girl, you don't know her! You've never seen "Citizen Kane?"
I broke seven keyboards over my knee And Captain Kirk was far superior to John Luke And a Jedi could whip Superman in a fight When I'm right Imma laugh like:
Then I'll go to Michael Bay's house Hit Bay in the dick with a stick 'til he's sore I'll own your ass in Halo so bad you might cry And who the hell jacked my twelve-sided die?
Did I mention I have a girlfriend?
I see Will Wheaton, and I get excited (And pick up your toys! ) Don't take 'em out the packaging! (And clean your room, it smells like manure And stop watchin' porn videos on your computer! ) (I just think it's weird that all the girls are Asian)
Oh, I know you understand
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