No Meat

Vegan living, so healthy and clean

So much brown rice, so many mung beans

And no meat

Not one bite of meat

Juicy meat

Succulent meat.

Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew.

Rice milk and lentils and fuckin tofu

I respect every creature from horse, fowl and owl

Id blow a goat for some bacon right now

Yeah Id blow a goat for some bacon, right now

You eat your southern fried chicken

And Ill just have fruit

Hows that T-bone?

No really, its cool

Ill just chew on this turnip root

With a couple chick peas

Kill me please

Im tired of hummus

And bulgur wheat

Tofurkey tofuck yourself

I want some meat

I respect every creature the birds and the bees

Well Id eat the shit out some Whopper with cheese

Believe me Id fuck up that Whopper with cheese

(Whoa)alfalfa sprouts and a red bean

A handful of trail mix

Mmm what a treat

How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?

Id rather eat a hobos asshole

Yeah Id rather eat a hobos asshole