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Not Home

Stephen Lynch
You say that you're leaving, but just for a day
The company wants you to fly to LA
So you leave me alone and I sit and I say
What will I do today
Today while you're away
I will...
sniff all your underwear,
Dress in your clothes,
Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose
I know it's not easy
to leave me alone
But it's more fun
When you're not home
Yeah, it's more fun when you're not home!

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