Ol' Ben Lucas
(Kinky Friedman)
Olâ"š¬â"ž¢ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Cominâ"š¬â"ž¢ right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows.
Well, olâ"š¬â"ž¢ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Cominâ"š¬â"ž¢ right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.
When itâ"š¬â"ž¢s cotton picking time in Texas,
Boys, itâ"š¬â"ž¢s booger picking time for Ben.
Heâ"š¬â"ž¢d raise that finger mean and hostile
Stick it in that waitinâ"š¬â"ž¢ nostril,
Here he comes with a green one once again.
All right, pick it, Eric!
Olâ"š¬â"ž¢ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Cominâ"š¬â"ž¢ right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.
Everybody!
Olâ"š¬â"ž¢ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Cominâ"š¬â"ž¢ right out of his nose,
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows.