Don’t forget to pray for Orange County
Don’t forget to pray for your folks
Whether you’re a lineman or a mountie
Or a crack podiatrist who looks between a person’s toes
Make a point to pray for the nation
Make a point to pray for Kenny G
To the Host of all Creation for the Board of Education
For the K-9 and senior high and your local university
Remember faith doesn’t cover the city breakdown
Positive thinking won’t make your fuel gauge rise
But praying without ceasing beats all credit terms and leasing
It extends the warranty on your soul insanity
And while you’re at it, say a prayer for the Ziggens