Paediatrics
You need a little patience
When you're trying to examine a child
It's a source of such frustration
When you need him to keep still for a while
They fiddle
They gurgle
They giggle
They struggle
They wriggle
No matter how many toys you give them
They'll cry
God knows why
You must employ cunning tactics
When you do paediatrics
Just try
When you have a little patient