Pile Next to the Mic Stand
Chonk
I opened up the jewel case
I simply wanted to know what it was you were saying
My jaw dropped to the floor!
And I thought, what the fuck is this shit?
Your lyrics are like lumps of excrement
Slowly dripping down an anus-shaped mouth
Leaving a pile next to the mic stand
I think you betta quit
before you get a fat lip
why don't you just stop singing?
My flower-like ears are simply ringing!
It's breaking my heart, raping my soul
Turning my tympanum into a toilet bowl
This ain't poetry, it's genocide!
Don't you have any motherfucking pride?
I know damn well that my own lyrics are shit
But at least I'll admit... it
Now you finally shut your hole
Let's hope this is how it ends
I spoke too soon, there you go, AGAIN!
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