Ziltoid:
"Yes, I feel like a bit entertainment.
Time to destroy a planet.
Which one shall it be?
This one? No. To feeble.
This one, yes perhaps, yes.
Indeed, this one shall do nicely.
Commander..."
Commander Squizloid:
"Yes, Captain Ziltoid?"
Ziltoid:
"Divert all the power from the main engines to the front guns..."
Commander Squizloid:
"Yes, Captain Ziltoid. Will there be anything else?"
Ziltoid:
"Take 90% of the surplus power,
and divert it to the solar awakening device."
Commander Squizloid:
"Aye aye Captain."
Ziltoid:
"We must summon the 6th dimensional planet smasher.
I feel like a bit of fun.
Summon him."
Planet Smasher:
"Who dares awaken the planet smasher!"
Ziltoid:
"It is I, the 4th dimensional Ziltoid the Omniscient!"
Planet Smasher:
Cherish the mind
Color your mind
Cherish your mental sanctum
Cower to war
Cower towards
Cower to war on the Earth
Cursed to be by the sun
Power denotes you're the only one who
Channels the mind
Channels the mind,
Channel the mind of the Earth!
Cherish the pain
Cherish the name
Cherish your mental weaponry
Cower towards
Cower towards
Cowards remain on the Earth
Tell me what you want from me!
Ziltoid:
All I want to be is the universe
Parallel to beings around all of us
Conduit to see through the omniverse
Letting the bombs go into tomorrow
(Pull!)
(Smasher!)
The hippies of virtual world 72:
Please do not release the Planet Smasher mighty Ziltoid.
We mean you no harm!
(Pull!)
(Smasher!)
Ziltoid:
All I want to be is the universe
Parallel to beings around all of us
Conduit to see through the omniverse
Planet Smasher:
"Begone! Foul Pest.
And by the way,
The name's Herman...
And I hate musicals!"