Ziltoid!
Ziltoid, Ziltoid!
Ziltoid, the Omniscient!
Ziltoid, Ziltoid!
Ziltoid! (Yeeessss)
The Omniscient!
"Greetings, humans.
I'm Ziltoid, the omniscient.
I've come far from across the omniverse.
You shall fetch me your universe's ultimate cup of coffee: black.
You have five Earth minutes.
Make it perfect!"