Plastic Jesus
Jack Johnson
i dont care if it rains or freezes
as long as i've got my plastic jesus
sitting on the dashboard of my car
it comes in colours pink and pleasant
it glows in the dark cause its iradescent
i'll take it with me whenever i go far
so give me my lady madonna
dressed in rhinestones and sittin on a
pedestal of abalone shells
drivin 90 but im not scared
because i've got my virgin mary
assuring me that i will never go to hell