Put Another Log On The Fire
(Sheldon Silverstein)
Put another log on the fire,
Cook me up some bacon and some beans,
Go out to the car and change the tire,
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Baby, fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,
Boil me up another pot of tea.
Put another log on the fire, girl,
Come and tell me why youâ"š¬â"ž¢re leaving me.
Donâ"š¬â"ž¢t I let you wash the car on Sunday ?
Donâ"š¬â"ž¢t I warn you when youâ"š¬â"ž¢re getting fat ?
Hey, Fatso!
Ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t I gonna take you fishing with me some day ?
Well, a man canâ"š¬â"ž¢t love a woman more than that.
Ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t I always nice to your kid sister,
Donâ"š¬â"ž¢t I take her driving every night ?
So sit here at my feet because I like you when youâ"š¬â"ž¢re sweet
And you know that it ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t feminine to fight.
Put another log on the fire,
Cook me up some bacon and some beans,
Go out to the car and change the tire,
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,
Boil me up another pot of tea.
Put another log on the fire, woman,
Come and tell me why youâ"š¬â"ž¢re leaving me.
Yeah, come and tell me why youâ"š¬â"ž¢re leaving me.