Put Him in the Hall of Fame
If Reagan had been a great actor, and won the academy award
There'd be no Iran Contra and maybe no Karl Rove
If Hitler had been a great painter, hung out with Pablo in France
There would be no history channel, and I'd have a lot more great aunts
If George had stayed in baseball, and really lived his dream
Became the great commissioner; we wouldn't be in this mess
God bless the old US,
Put him in the hall of fame
Out of the house of shame
Get George Bush out of the white house and
Put him in the hall of fame
Well he could, conspire, start a secret war
Against the liberal NY Yankees with Cheney and Pete rose
Overlook the steroids and bring back shoeless Joe
And Halliburton Stadium would be a beauty to behold
If George had stayed in baseball, and really lived his dream
Became the great commissioner, we'd be better off today, just let the poor kid play
Put him in the hall of fame
Out of the house of shame
Get George Bush out of the white house and
Put him in the hall of fame