Salute Your Jorts!
I'm tired but I can't sleep
hungry but I won't eat
lonely but I don't leave my room
I'm the worst kind of hypocrite
cause I constantly complain about the problems I create
it's no wonder my friends are dropping like flies
it's an endless cycle
my life, the disaster
but no self-help book or 90s show is going to drag me out of bed
long enough to clear my head
so I can sleep, eat and fuck again
I'll just waste away the life that I don't have