See My Vest
Some men hunt for sport
Others hunt for food
But the only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good
See my vest!
See my vest!
Made from real gorilla chest
See this sweater,
There's no better
Than authentic Irish setter
See this hat, 'twas my cat
My evening wear, vampire bat
These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino
Grizzly bear underwear
Beret of poodle on my noodle
It shall rest
Try my red robin suit
It comes one breast or two
See my vest!
See my vest!
See my vest!
Like my loafers?
Former goafers
It was that, or skin my chauffeurs
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best
So lets prepare these dogs
Kill two for matching clogs
See my vest!
See my vest!
Oh, please won't you see my vest!