One time
I was playing Mortal Kombat
against a Shantungosaurus.
I thought it would be cool,
playing video games against a dinosaur,
but he was a bit of a bore.
Shantungosaurus
kept selecting Shang Tsung
Shantungosaurus
kept selecting Shang Tsung
I was Sub-Zero
I was everybody I could imaginably be
but Shantungosaurus
kept selecting Shang Tsung
He wasn't even good with Shang Tsung
I thought he'd be better with Rayden
I was Sonya I was Jaxx I was Scorpion I was Blade
was there even a character named Blade I don't even remember
But Shantungosaurus
he kept on being Shang Tsung
all for the sake of his name.
He wasn't even good,
didn't even work up a strategy
I can't even recall a single round
when I lost to Shantungosaurus,
playing as Shang Tsung.
I thought it was pretty boring
a pretty dull experience
I wondered what I'd gotten myself into.
A couple weeks later
I took Shantungosaurus to the movie theater
for the theatrical release
of Mortal Kombat the movie.
He was better suited
just watching the stinkin' movie
ot even playing the game
if he wasn't gonna take it seriously.
He really liked every scene
that featured Shang Tsung
Shang Tsung was his favorite guy
in the whole wide world.
Shantungosaurus
let's sing the chorus of the Shantungosaurus song.
That's this part right here
in case you couldn't discern it from the rest of the body of the song itself.
Shantungosaurus
let's sing the chorus of the Shantungosaurus song.
That's this part right here
in case you couldn't discern it from the rest of the body of the Shantungosaurus song.
I never wanna play Shantungosaurus again in Mortal Kombat.
If he ever has an inkling,
what I am thinking
is I'll let him play against the computer
and die again every single time
against the computer
'cause he wasn't even gonna beat me anyways
'cause I mean it's not that I'm all that great of a player but, I mean, at least I take it a little bit seriously, man.
Shantungosaurus
let's sing the chorus of the Shantungosaurus song.
Shantungosaurus
the chorus is on the tip of my tongue,
the tip of my tongue.
Shantungosaurus
maybe
one day he'll dress up as Shang Tsung for Halloween
but I don't wanna be there for that
that son of a bitch is obsessive
it's a little bit weird.
Shantungosaurus
self-glorifying dinosaur
whenever he plays Mortal Kombat
he just chooses Shang Tsung
Shantungosaurus
let's sing the chorus of the Shantungosaurus song.
Shantungosaurus
Shantungosaurus
Shantungosaurus
it's on the tip of my tongue.