She'd Be A Millionaire
Rodney Carrington
She's been often called a hooker but she don't seem to care
She sat in church in a mini skirt not wearing any under wear
She' flashed the boy's at pizza hut
Showed her boobs and showed her but
every time I see her I bust a nut and boys just ain't that great
I don't want to say she's easy
that just wouldn't be fair
but if all the dicks were dollars she'd millionaire
from coast coast she's had the most she likes wiener's in her toast she ain't one and she likes to boast and boys just ain't that great
she named her first son B.J that's her favorite thing to do
she's been around every single block a hundred times or two
she's got great big lips and i could be next and she's so good at oral sex
she ain't got no gag reflex and boys just ain't that great
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