Henry Streator owns this town
Parks on the sidewalk and he beats men down
His wife was pictured in a magazine
He brought her over from the Philippines
You can see her about five o'clock
On the hood of his car on the town sidewalk...
Well it starts in Minnesota as a tiny stream
Then its rolling like a river down in New Orleans
Sin in Indiana: It's a powerful thing
Chalmers Wolcott is the biggest liar
Drinks bottled water but can still breathe fire
Got half a finger but he's twice as mean
As a Boilermaker on amphetamines
He's a deacon down at the church
And there's porn on the corn so there' plenty of work
Magnolia Hempstead could not stop
Eating popcorn when she was high on pot
She kept on chewing until her teeth were gone
The dentist made some out of cut limestone
You can always tell she's been around
Because there's tombstones growing where she spits in the ground