Soluble
I'm glad that I'm not soluble
That would be quite bad
I'm glad that I'm not soluble
That would make me sad
(So sad)
If I found that I was soluble
It would be a pain
I couldn't go outside you see
If it began to rain
If I woke up soluble
I'd have to shake and cower
In abject terror every time
That I walked past the shower
I'm glad that I'm not soluble
That would be quite bad
I'm glad that I'm not soluble
That would make me sad
(So sad)
I'd probably lose all my friends
For they would point and laugh
At how I was quite terrified
Of going near a bath
I'd hate find I'm soluble
I'd effervesce and bubble
If accidentally one day
I stepped into a puddle
I'm glad that I'm not soluble
That would be quite bad
I'm glad that I'm not soluble
That would make me sad
(So sad)