I don't wanna bike or fishing pole
I'm gonna keep it in a swimming pool
Gonna keep it nice and clean
I don't want a fucking pogo stick
Fucking pedal car can suck my dick
Where's my fucking submarine?
Where's my fucking submarine?
Where's my fucking submarine!?
Nothing else is even slightly cool
I'm gonna sub it into school
Service it in the canteen
I don't wanna slide or rocking horse
I don't want no fucking somersaults
Where's my fucking submarine?
Where's my fucking submarine?
Where's my fucking submarine!?
I don't a fucking climbing frame
I don't want no shooting computer game
Fucking action dolls can suck my ass
Where's my fucking submarine?
Where's my fucking submarine?
Where's my fucking submarine?
A sum-ina-sum-ina- sum-ina-submarine
Keepin-a-keepin-a-keepin-a-keepin-a keeping her nice and clean
Hum-ina-hum-ina-hum-ina-hum-ina under the water
Hum-ina-hum-ina-hum-ina humpin' ya daughter
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