She's fantastic, she says "Man, it's great"
She shakes hands, she's like a candidate
She's so happy it's a carnival
She gets snappy, she's an animal
And she was
She's on camera she's an actress now
Such charisma on the mattress now
I'm no film star I'm no modern saint
I can't draw but I know how to paint
And she was
Oh, she's so political
she's oh so critical
Oh, she's hardly sociable
she's non-negotiable
Oh, she's so subliminal
she's such a criminal
SOME CRAZY DAME!
She's fantastic, she says "Man, it's great"
She shakes hands, she's like a candidate
She's so happy it's a carnival
She gets snappy, she's an animal
And she was...