Somethin' s Wrong With The Beaver

Kinky Friedman
(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red)
She climbed the stairs that morninâ"š¬â"ž¢
Found him rather pale
His eyes they were the color
Of half-drunk ginger ale.
Faithful as a Magnavox
Hung-up on a song
She cried down to the breakfast nook,
â"š¬í…"Ward, thereâ"š¬â"ž¢s something wrong.â"š¬?
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
The Beaver I believe-uh is gone.
Beaver was a dreamer
Never got it right
Died in livinâ"š¬â"ž¢ color
Lived in black anâ"š¬â"ž¢ white.
Faithful as a Magnavox
Hung-up on a song
She cried down to the breakfast nook,
â"š¬í…"Ward, thereâ"š¬â"ž¢s something wrong.â"š¬?
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
The Beaver I believe-uh is gone.
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong with the Beaver
Somethinâ"š¬â"ž¢s wrong.