(Pidgeon John)
wake up and smell the decay
alrigh today is the day
she is just shopping for shoes
frozen you stare in a daze
and shes amazing you can tell
?
standing there checking ?
and you just wanna know what this girl is all about
standing there she notices you staring and begins to pout
eye contact switch format, sweat rollnig down your back
nows you chance you say hello and your words begin to dance
(Busdriver)
*hey hey hey*
we hit the stage, ladies howl
wipe my face with a paper towel, haters bow
cuz they know we got the latest album ?
? but i like the girls fat breasts and thighs
and i dissed her in slow motion cuz i'm showboatin
and i'm sponsored by a ? exec with a waterin eye
who conquered the sky by sellin cigarettes that give me shortness of breathe
and he swindled me out of my endorsement check, but i don't care
cuz i'm a movie star, at the nudie bar puttin c notes in girls bikini tops
and when the cd drops, all we earn's the difference in half a penny that's why I'm black and skinny
*yeah here it goes*
(chorus)
? inhale pipe fumes and see the clowns and theres something floating in the shallow end
something bloating somebody call the pool man
*pidgeon john in background*
standing there noticing you and then she X2
(Busdriver)
? of sunshine, why don't you jump in my paper camera
we should chill sometime, it fits perfectly well in the day planner
?
? don't have to impersonate a black mare to get a good look at a blue thong
and you can be the girl ?
so i'm down on my knees and i'm asking if you want to get an apartment with me
you don't really have to cook and clean ?
(pidgeon John)
Its like when you fix your car, and you're feeling great
its like when your car breaks down on your first date
you take sudafed you stay up late and debate
? you feel so dumb she can't relate
but she's still cool with you smilin she makes a fool of you
you take the bus instead, no prob no attitude
its such a dream don't wake up you don't have too
on your way all your friends don't even matter do they
(chorus X2)
*in background*
eye contact switch format, sweat rollnig down your back
nows you chance you say hello and your words begin to dance