Sweetheart Sugar Baby
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
I know I smell, my hair's too long
And my occupation's theft
But how can you tell your right from wrong
When you don't know your right from left?
There's so much that we could share
If you'd come into my world
But you're too busy washing your hair
To talk about fighting and girls
Do you remember at your brother's flat
When you tried to have a point of view
I didn't hit you it was just a slap
That broke your nose in two
I know your hoping that your bad luck
Is like a dumb film's final scene
And in the morning you'll wake up
And it will all have been just a dream
Sugar, Candy, Sapphire, Ruby
I'll stick to you like a teenage groupie
Always never and maybe
For as long as I'm alive
Sweetheart sugar baby
I will be there by your side
Bruising, battling and sparring
For four score years and ten
Sweetheart sugar darling
When they let me out again
Always never and maybe
For as long as I'm alive
Sweetheart sugar baby
I will be there by your side
Bruising, battling and sparring
For four score years and ten
Sweetheart sugar darling
When they let me out again
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