Syndicated Inc. (Parody of "Misery" by Soul Asylum)
My whole family
Loves 'Three's Company'
See the reruns constantly
There on my TV
Syndicated Incorporated
Well, I know what's on the tube
I know just what too see
Got my TV Guide with me
'MASH' and 'All In The Family'
'The Munsters' and 'Mayberry R.F.D.'
I will always be busy
Watching my TV
Oprah Winfrey talks to me
Every day at three
Then soon it'll be
'Wheel' and 'Jeopardy'
Syndicated Incorporated
Syndicated Incorporated
Well, I'm in such ecstasy
When I'm watchin' TV
I'm a boob tube devotee
Think I'm losin' my sanity
I'm addicted to 'Regis and Kathy Lee'
Forever I will always be
Glued to my TV
Love 'The Partridge Family'
And 'Dynasty'
And 'Laverne & Shirley'
And 'Hard Copy'
Syndicated Incorporated
Syndicated Incorporated
Syndicated Incorporated
('MASH' and 'All In The Family')
Syndicated Incorporated
(I'm addicted to 'Regis and Kathy Lee')
Syndicated Incorporated
(Forever I will always be)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Watching my TV)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Think I'm losin' my sanity)
Syndicated Incorporated