I gotta get my prank on, prank on
And hit 'em with a sad song, sad song
So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway
Yo take me to broadway, and do it tonight
And if I ever get there, get there
I'm gonna show my chest hair, chest hair
So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway
Yo take me to broadway, I'm ready to fight
And figgas gettin' slept on, stepped on
And figgas better get gone, get gone
So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway
Yo take me to broadway, and do it tonight
I gotta get my prank on, prank on
And hit 'em with a sad song, sad song
So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway
Yo take me to broadway, and do it tonight
I got an extra testicle
But you're skeptical about spectable
And these days bad taste is so delectable
And the crowd is so suggestible
In the home of the showman, home of the shaman, home of the sheman
Home of the comedian, home of the vaudevillians with opinions by the millions
I gotta get my prank on, prank on
And hit 'em with a sad song, sad song
So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway
Yo take me to broadway, and do it tonight
And if I ever get there, get there
I'm gonna show my chest hair, chest hair
So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway
Yo take me to broadway, I'm ready to fight
Thank you!
I love the crowd, I hate the crowd
I constantly constipate the crowd
No shit - Chilly put the ants in your pants
Ah shit - just to put you in a trance
No I don't wanna make you bounce
I wanna be loved and hated in equal amounts
No I don't wanna make you bounce
I wanna be loved and hated in equal amounts
In the home of the showman, home of the shaman, home of the sheman
Home of the comedian, home of the vaudevillians with opinions by the millions
In the home of the showman, home of the shaman, home of the sheman
Home of the comedian, home of the vaudevillians with opinions by the millions
I gotta get my prank on, prank on
And hit 'em with a sad song, sad song
So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway
Yo take me to broadway, and do it tonight
And figgas gettin' slept on, stepped on
And figgas better get gone, get gone
So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway
Yo take me to broadway, I'm ready to fight, fight, fight, fight!