The Beer Song
man: ooohhh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cans
men: BEER!
man: cant get enough of it
men: BEER!
man: how we really love it
men: BEER!
man: makes me think i'm a man
men: BEER!
man: i can kiss and hug it
men: BEER!
man: but i'd rather chug it
men: BEER!
man: got my belly up to here
men: BEER!
man: i cannot refuse a
men: BEER!
man: i could really use a
men: BEER, BEER BEER!
men: BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER
drunk man: i cant remember how much I have had, i drank a twelve pack with my dad.
drunk father: (burp) thats my son the drunken manley stud, im proud to call him my bud.
drunk man: here, have some pretzels
drunk father: no, i'll call it quits, those things give me the Schlitz
drunken man: ha ha ha.
men: drink with your family, drink it with your friends
man: drink till your fat , stomach distends,
beer, is liquid bread its good for you,
men: we like to drink till we spew, ew
men: who cares if we get fat
man: i'll drink to that
man: as we sing once more
man: what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cans
men: BEER!
man: cant get enough of it
men: BEER!
man: how we really love it
men: BEER!
man: makes me think i'm a man
men: BEER!
man: i can kiss and hug it
men: BEER!
man: but i'd rather chug it
men: BEER!
man: fill my belly up to here
men: BEER!
man: golly I adore it, come on damn it, pour it,
do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me,
men: BEER!
man: the most wonderful drink in the world, hooray!
(Burp)