The Boozehound

[Shary Bobbins]

In front of a tavern, flat on his face

A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case...

[Barney]

Buy me a beer just two bucks a glass

C'mon help me I'm freezing my ass

Buy me a brandy or a snifter of wine

Who am I kidding, I'll just drink turpentine

Move it, ya drunk

Or I'll blast your rear end

[Barney] But I found two bucks

[Moe] Then come in, my friend

[Shary Bobbins] And so, let us leave on this heartwarming scene

[Bart] Can I be a boozehound?

[Homer] Not 'til you're fifteen