I was such
A big fan
So excited to be
In the band
Although I heard those things
That you were difficult
I thought that maybe
We could be friends
But you're the most miserable girl
In the world
The most miserable girl
In the world
Not since in junior high
Have I wanted to die
And you're the reason why
I bet that makes you glad
But you're the most miserable girl
In the world
And if you ever joined AAâ€"although I've never seen you drink
I hope that you would take whatever that step is and apologize to me
Apologize to me
You're the most miserable girl
In the world
Why should I care so much?
What does it say about me
That I would write this song?
Hope that I'll never be
A cunt