The Nanny

Lisa] If you wish to be our sitter

Please be sweet, and never bitter

Help us with maths and book reports

[Bart] Might I add, eat my shorts

[Lisa] Bart!

[Bart] Just cuttin' through the treacle

[Lisa] If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her

[Bart] Let me get away with moider

[Homer] Might I add, no fat chicks!

[Marge] Homer!

[Lisa] The nanny we want is kindly and sage

[Homer] And one who will work for minimum wage

[Lisa] Hurry, nanny, things are grim -

[Grampa] - I'll do it!

[Bart & Lisa] Anyone but him!