Thing for Ugly
Fabrianna Frankenstein
Pounding pints of iodine
Tear-stained face of decoupage
I will be her entourage
Lips like scissors
Who would guess
The heart within her iron chest
Would be too human to suppress?
I've got a thing for ugly
I like 'em when they're no good
Somebody's got to love them!
Somebody's got to love them!
You shouldn't call them evil
They're only misunderstood
Somebody's got to love them!
Somebody's got to love them!
Grendel's sister, Aegerdis
In awful need of hug and kiss
Because it takes her mind off all her woes
And when she slaughters the hoi polo
She will visit her forbidden boy
Our love's too big to destroy
Poor lady super villains!
Forsaken brides of gloom
Somebody's got to love them!
Somebody's got to love them!
Where's your sense of humanity
For my little legion of doom?
Somebody's got to love them!
Somebody's got to love them!
Magneto slips me a key
She cannot be seen with me
But it's worth the risk to get her fix
We don't discuss politics
Please keep my secret
Most profound
About my harem-scarum
All over town
Theres' lots of me to go around
Scattered 'cross the battleground
Scattered 'cross the battleground
Ow!