Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother
(Ray Wylie Hubbard)
He was born in Oklahoma
His wifeâ"š¬â"ž¢s name is Betty Jo Thelma Liz.
Heâ"š¬â"ž¢s not responsible for what heâ"š¬â"ž¢s doing;
His mother made him what he is.
And itâ"š¬â"ž¢s up against the wall redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well.
Heâ"š¬â"ž¢s thirty-four and drinking in them honky-tonks
Just kicking all them hippiesâ"š¬â"ž¢ asses raising hell.
Well, you know, he sure likes to drink that Lone Star beer
And he chases it down with that Wild Turkey bourbon liquor.
He got a â"š¬í‹Å“57 GMC pick â"š¬í‹Å“em up truck with a gun rack
And a â"š¬í…"Iâ"š¬â"ž¢d Rather Be A Roper Than A Doperâ"š¬? bumper sticker.
And itâ"š¬â"ž¢s up against the wall redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well.
Heâ"š¬â"ž¢s thirty-four and drinking in them honky-tonks
Just kicking all them hippiesâ"š¬â"ž¢ asses raising hell.
M is for the mud flaps you gave me for my pick-up truck
O is for the oil I put in my pick-up truck, drain it out, and put grease on my hair,
T is for Tolly Parton,
H is for Haggard
E is for El Paso and
R is for REDNECK!
And itâ"š¬â"ž¢s up against the wall redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well.
Heâ"š¬â"ž¢s thirty-four and drinking in them honky-tonks
Kicking all them hippiesâ"š¬â"ž¢ asses raising hell.
And itâ"š¬â"ž¢s up against the wall redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well.
And heâ"š¬â"ž¢s thirty-four and drinking in them honky-tonks
Just kicking all them hippiesâ"š¬â"ž¢ asses raising hell.
Where, Kinky ?
Where ? Right here in the Lone Star Caf in New York City!