Warning To Those Who Have A Low Threshold Of Sex

This song here is by far the sexiest

Of all the songs that I've done tonight

I am telling you that as a warning

All those who have a low threshold of sex

You had better leave now

Because I will not be responsible

For all the screaming and grabbing

That goes on once I start to sing this

Some fellas have it and some fellas don't

I just happen to have it

And I'm gonna give it to you

Now, I wrote this song for married people

Married people will understand this best

Uh, I realize that tonight there are

A lot of people in the audience

Who are not married

But I figure the line of demarcation

Has gotten so fuzzy lately

That you'll understand it too

Let's hear it for fuzzy demarcation, folks

I said that line in Vegas

And there's a pit boss

Named Fuzzy Demarcation

Came running out

This song is sung by a husband to his wife

They've been married ten or fifteen years

And this song illustrates what can happen

In a modern marriage

And I have to pick somebody out

To be my wife for this

So I'll pick you, is that all right?

Okay